I love you. 

I’m incredibly excited for your birthday and what it means for you. 

You’ve always been more mature than I could ever be. 

I like that a lot about you. 

I couldn’t possibly be upset with you. 

You know that better than I. 

You’re always the most supportive person. 

You’re always there for me when I am being incredibly grumpy, as I am opt to be in my catty nature. 

I would never do anything to hurt you. 

I go through really bad withdrawals. You say you suffer from LSA, but I have a horrid case of CDS. 

I miss you, is all. 

1. Silken Tofu. A POUND OF IT! YEAH! TOFU! >:D

2. Nummy mushrooms. Lots.

3. Two super long, thick, pulsating carrots. 

4. Onion. Half of a massive head.

5. Dill. A Connor-sized handful.

6. Taters. Four, unpeeled, cut into really annoying sized, slim rectangular prisms so they cook better and look intense.

7. Green Onion. Another Connor-sized handful. Yeah… that’s the stuff.

8. Parsley, green stuff, other green stuff. Whatever.

Boil the water or broth, then start chucking stuff into it, in order of firmness.

Let it sit for however long you see fit, then keep chucking stuff in.

End results, deliciousness. 

marjoree:

Batman Eats A Hotdog

We all gotta eat.

Yes.

…So you’re telling me I was forced to dress up and put on shitty make up so that someone could take three photos of me for a yearbook and for my parents? Really? 

I am going to punch a baby. 

To be able to reach the top of my microwave.

I am a fool.

When I washed my face and pulled back my hair into a disorganized mess you ran out from the living room and into the bathroom with watery eyes and begged to see my face. I hid behind the towel until you led my head up by my chin. You told me I was beautiful and stared at me with loving eyes.

I am a fool.

When we lay in bed together and watched SALT for the first time and I nibbled your shoulder and you looked down at me and said that I was the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, then squeezed me tightly and told me that you loved me more than anyone.

I am a fool.

When I asked you to get up twice to get me the cheese box and simply thanked you for the snacks you bought me even though they were expensive.

I am a fool.

When I woke up in the tent and found you laying by my side, smiling softly, whispering my name until I crawled into your arms and fell back asleep, finally warm even though the temperature was 30 degrees outside.

I am a fool.

When I felt carsick and you rubbed my shoulders from the back seat and let me doze off, then waited until I was home to tell me that you watched me sleep and daydreamed of me and the endless possibilities. 

I am a fool for forgetting.

How I forgot, I will never know.

When you told me I was beautiful, I hid and wanted to cry. 

When you said I was the cutest, I burrowed into your side away from your eyes.

When you got me the food, I thanked you and nibbled.

When we rolled to opposite sides and I woke up in a frantic panic because you had slipped our of sight and I felt frightfully anxious until I shot up and saw you less than a foot away, then lay back down, watching you rest.

When I woke up later to find an hour had passed in the car ride.

I am a fool for not stopping the world and telling you that you mean every thing to me. 

I am a fool for not holding you tightly and telling you that I loved you more than anyone.

I am a fool for not kissing you with every atom of my being to prove that you’re my only.

I am a fool for not saying that I love you. 

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