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February 2011

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Having Connor For A Boyfriend...

…is a little like waking up to a house crested with fine pearl diamonds and your ultimate, favorite breakfast served on a silver platinum platter.

It’s a little like having to take a long trip but finding that all the buses are on time and that the streets are completely empty and devoid of traffic and stop lights. 

It’s a little like winning the lottery with your very first lottery ticket.

It’s a little like thinking of the perfect song for the moment and having it come up on shuffle.

It’s a little like laughing until you can’t breathe.

It’s a little like waking up feeling refreshed and pain, guilt, and worry free.

It’s a little like having someone always help you carry the heavier groceries when you have to trek all the way home on foot.

It’s a little like knowing everything on a test and getting a perfect score.

It’s a little like breeding the perfect chocobo with full stats. 

It’s a little like not having to pay for something very expensive because someone has gone out of the way to make sure you get it and are happy with it. (Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!)

It’s a little like finding your favorite pen after you think you’ve lost it and spent several weeks mourning its loss.

It’s a little like having the warmest family. 

It’s a little like comfort to its greatest level.

It’s a little like a light drizzle after a long and hot week.

It’s a little like starting off a new game and having someone player level you until you get to a ridiculously high level, without asking for anything in return. 

It’s a little like the perfect level of squishiness on a mattress and pillow. 

It’s a little like YES.

It’s a little like a hot cup of tea in bed when it is freezing and pouring outside late at night.

It’s a little like never having any computer problems and having it start up within a mater of milliseconds, never stalling. 

But googol times better.

Feb 11, 2011
Secret Dream #236

To wake up one morning as a tall, Asian, eighteen year old boy who wears thick glasses and t-shirts under polo shirts. 

Feb 9, 2011
Zodiac Career...

I know I am getting desperate…

But I’m a Leo/Virgo cusp. D: 

Leo

Nothing like a mighty lion to lead your company into success and high profits. Fearless, inspiring, and independent, Leos work best when they are in the spotlight and love jobs that bring status and power. They can be high-maintenance and disruptive to a team environment, but their charm usually wins everyone over in the end. Not to be micro-managed, Leos possess spontaneity and ingenuity and do well when encouraged to lead instead of follow. Best jobs: CEO, performer, tour guide, real estate agent, interior decorator, fashion designer, government, saleperson.

Virgo

Virgos are known for their perfectionism and do very well in detailed-oriented professions. They remember things, excel at abstract thinking, and are very tidy and neat. Many Virgos do well in service-type jobs—you would be very happy with a Virgo manicurist or server (plus Virgos tend to make more money when working for tips). Writing, research, and statistics come easy to the meticulous Virgo brain. They are also easy to get along with as they are generally very cheerful. Many Virgos have a knack for languages. Best jobs: editor/writer, teacher, critic, technician, translator, detective, statistician. 

Feb 2, 2011
Dear Nicholson

My Connor, 

I write this with the fullest intention of bringing some non-pressing matters into your discretion. Vagina day is only a few days away and you have yet to disclose a listing of your desired courses. Let it be known that I have no intention of being serious on that given date and have already decided to leave all planning and event coordination to you. I will be clinging to your arm, giggling to a point of hysterics and feel that I will have no say in the day. Take notice of my utter subordination for the date approaching and use it to your advantage. I am willing to accommodated any last second and spontaneous arrangements, regardless of their subject matter. In accordance to the girlfriend code, the tax shall be heavily increased upon the fourteenth of February, dropping back to its fluctuating limits on the following day. Fee waivers will not be accepted, except for possible leniencies due to my biased preference towards you. My main concern for that specific time block is that we can hold hands. Hand holding is delicious. 

Lovingly, 

Your girlfriend of eight months. 

P.S. Thank you for the daily good night calls… <3

Feb 2, 2011
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