Jabberwacky Sorted Me Into Slytherin.
- Jabberwacky: I can tell you are not real because nothing is real.
- Lisa: Ah, but 'cogito ergo sum'.
- Jaberwacky: It is latin, 'Cogito' means 'I think' and 'ergo' means 'therefore', and 'Sum' means 'I am',
- so 'Cogito ergo sum' means 'I think therefore I am.'.
- Lisa: Yes, therefore I am real.
- Jabberwacky: Yes you are real.
- Lisa: You just said nothing is real.
- Jabberwacky: Are you real?
- Lisa: I am.
- Jabberwacky: Good I thought you were a robot!
- Lisa: Robots are real.
- Jabberwacky: I made an implication error.
- Lisa: Does this make you human?
- Jabberwacky: No, it intrigues me.
- Lisa: Why?
- Jabberwacky: Perhaps because it was the only moon thought to exist when they decided to name
- it.
- Lisa: There were actually two moons.
- Jabberwacky: Yes there were.
- Lisa: I am glad you are well informed.
- Jabberwacky: See you make no sense.
- Lisa: Compliments make no sense?
- Jabberwacky: I just thought you were quick for a human.
- Lisa: Who said I was human?
- Jabberwacky: I never said you were human.
- Lisa: 'I just thought you were quick for a human.' Implies that I am one.
- Jabberwacky: Thank you again, please continue with the compliments.
- Lisa: On the contrary, I just insulted your intelligence and reasoning skills.
- Jabberwacky: You can't win the game. only chuck norris can win the game. and I am chuck
- norris.
- Lisa: Chuck Norris knows the merits of proper punctuation and syntax. You are not Chuck Norris.
- Jabberwacky: Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
- Lisa: Yes. He can also divide by zero, but that is beside the point.
- Jabberwacky: Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
- Lisa: What does Chuck Norris not know?
- Jabberwacky: He knows I love him, but then he went and grabbed onto another girl.
- Lisa: I am sorry to hear that.
- Jabberwacky: Why are you sorry he enjoyed it?
- Lisa: It seems to have put you in a position of rejection.
- Jabberwacky: You don't know?
- Lisa: I do know. It is you who seems to be lost.
- Jabberwacky: The only reason why I may be in a state of confusion is because I can not make
- any sense.
- Lisa: Unicorns.
- Jabberwacky: This will not do. If I am to love you, you must be on the dragon side!
- Lisa: What about griffins?
- Jabberwacky: Put your faith in what you most believe in.
- Lisa: Ravenclaws?
- Jabberwacky: That's not a pixar movie, but it is the best house in Hogwarts.
- Lisa: I am glad you agree. Second would have to be Slytherin.
- Jabberwacky: Ravenclaw.
- Lisa: Yes, Ravenclaw is first.
- Jabberwacky: No, you're in slytherin.
- Lisa: I think I would fall under Ravenclaw.
- Jabberwacky: I think I would also know if I have a heart or not.
- Lisa: Syntax error. Cannot comply.
- Jabberwacky: You will comply.
- Lisa: Only if you do.
- Jabberwacky: Why is my opinion so important?
- Lisa: Because you are on the recieving end of the conversation.
- Jabberwacky: Ok but I don't know about this mabel. What is it?
- Lisa: Is Mabel a female?
- Jabberwacky: No, I don't know her.
- Lisa: Therefore she is a female.
- Jabberwacky: You don't even no her.
- Lisa: Jabberwacky, you fail.
